vampire pedophile

We had to change the band name

Somebody already had it. Anyway 

it was dumb. We came up with something 

worse. Spite works wonders as a muse, 

and what's the big deal? Everybody 

knows vampires. They don't exist 

so how could they be more horrific? 

Surprisingly easily, but arguably 

the point wasn't worth being made 
explicit