There's nothing wrong with fucking the girl of your dreams.

There's nothing wrong with fucking the girl of your dreams.
just
as long as you're dreaming.
Because in reality,
there's always some fucking obstacle, and
you better not pretend otherwise, because -
Pick One
is it:
distance?
commitment?
lack thereof?
conflicting issues?
"lack thereof" is a motherfucker, man
I feel you on that one.
Is it:
fashion sense
you have to pretend to like NASCAR
teeth that are just wrong?
some kind of shocking hygiene arrangement
is it:
tell me what it is
there's always an obstacle, man
I'm telling you
in this, reality -
she's not into you
you're not into her RELIGION
race problems
- what are you a racist?
how can that even be an issue for you dude?
she's your fuckin -
dream girl right?
go for it

it's no holds bar, here
dream away!

wait

wake up.

You're a fucking pervert, dude