full on arts dissertation's disclothes

I stood up revealed
in college once
to explain to the prof
just what he wants:

nudity! In film: the
original optimal 
special effect 

to pack them in
carts, blankets
wrapped correct 
in propriety, suffocating
tight to get out past the
posted guards in mind,
quick heart off the road
bumping down, through
all the way home 

out quick comes the staff,
critiqued to the bone:
for unrealistic turns 
of a shopworn 
plot. 

with no
audience 
all high on pot,
macking snacks,
stealing kiss between
snooze and yawn 
sneaking in booze 
shouting boos 'til 
dawn: oh,

it's no 
fun 
it's all done
in-camera 
now 

so 
long

boom the gong wring
the curtain off: 

POW

like you didn't expect 
that bared eye show? 
Come on. Where's the 
car, babe 

we gots
to go