Plain Warning: FAIR

Note to the manners crowd: spit
Left, please. Otherwise you’ll spo
oge drooly phlegm upon some b
ad ass servant’s biting hand! OUC
H FOR YOU, if you don’t arise and
tip hard in the night, later.

In the United States Navy, a “Global
Force For Good” if they so seamily p
lease to parse themselves in Big Ads,
they’d all call it protocol.

Don’t you call it such, not unless you
can pick up the taxes and death bill n
ot implicit, but quite literally exported.

Ouch.

HOO RAH? Nah. Merely the old yee haw,
done retro up the northern entrance hold.
Yum to some! But I call “yuckerooski,”

dudes.