Monday, January 01, 2024

"User comment contributed hashtag post label? To be clear"

CANCEL CANCEL
HORRIBLE IDEA

No "user-contributed"
hashtagged comment
will henceforth ever 
be accepted and entered
into the poem it's submitted
under !! ONLY
single-word comments
(1 word per post) WITHOUT

a hashtag included in the comment
text 
will be entered onto the poem
itself, in the form

of a "hashtag
post
label," see? SEE!

Hm. That

could be clearer. OK.

Try this out. Get me?

A user

puts the hashtag,
all gauche and tacky IN THE COMMENT? 

No hashtag label added. Simple. BUT 

A user

puts a ONE-WORD COMMENT
right there, all tucking and slipping
all innocent under the poem? (CLASSY) 

THAT

will be converted into a HASHTAGGED POST LABEL!
edited
into the poem
(as a label, displaying
under it, as per) itself, and
all of a sudden popping up
and counting tallies in the post tag/
label recap (and clicksy-browsy selection
menu) sidebar! 

Right? OK? WE CLEAR? I will
not tolerate
such a smug,
insincere
thing

as some user

coming in here PLOP, POPPING
HASHTAGS under my poems. Welcome!

Free to do it!

But hear me now: the sick, wan
inclusion of a hashtag in the
comments itself (themselves?)
AUTOMATICALLY
shall invalidate
and
disqualify it

...for and from consideration as a real
post label on the post,
and
tallying up in sidebar. Forget it 

No way. ALL
such SUCK as
vomit-inducing, hashtag-including
comments, since 
everyone now knows
they're self-destructed terminated 
at birth from further consideration
to grow up, tack it on and become 
a real, post label, will naturally off
course I mean 

OF COURSE 
therefore obviously
be interpreted as a FUNNY,
WELL-MEANT

"JOKE" 

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