Vastless

Out here on the beach, 
the biggest in town, please 
check out my huge two 
stony legs 

and wherever my torso's 
got to, GUESS

it is huge and buff 
and my head's a peg 
by comparison, yet 

one well-cut jib. LOOK

on my mighty-as mighty
-ass works, as trembling 
as they are on time! As 
trembling as ye may be, 
MAH MANS and mah 
womans and persons 
and kids! GOT RHYME?

Well, rhyme's a disorder 
or ordering trick, that is 
without reason leading 
up to it. For I 

am 

Ozzy "Mandy" ASS

(no I'm not, not really
but as emcee names 
go: LEGIT, arguably
not 
or 
so)

I'll and/or it'll 
pass.