New Rap Handle: props up to emcee PBNJ!

Introducing emcee 
Pee Bee NJ! That's 
"Pig
Boy
Jersey"
and I don't
rhyme! With 
the words I say, I belt 
rhythm on cue, on
key at a tempo wrought 
wild and free, and variously, and 
people admire my wit and panache.

I uh,
duh- 

huh

to the beat
like some ass!

Like I beat
that ass
like
a bongo show! Slow 
to fast, and eh,

okay.
I might just
slip a rhyme 
in a beat behind,
or
two 
or three,

but that's sheer dumb luck,
accident or fuck, whatever. 

I don't truck with such aplomb
on purpose. Problem?
To make 
the crowd weep 
with joy! If only to realize,

"Oh. He's not meaning this.
It's a rap."

Quite. Just so, or dead wrong 
in case I meant it anyway, 
boy. Sometimes I do. Oh
boy, that's
my
brand new PBNJ
style! And
it always kind

of was.

Or at least, been 
awhile