Is that Huck Twain?

I've figured out how 
to Huck Twain, I think. 

Think like Sawyer, 
Mean like Finn, 
Sow like Samuel 
and reap, eat and 
bake endless complaint!

Oh wait. Bad. Bad tick, 
no dog in it. Not a lot 
of fight's worth, either. 

OK, skip columnizing, 
humorist is out. Try 

just Polly. No wait. 
Becky. 

She's beautifully cool 
for you, dude! Quick! 
Impress her with a tall 
story, full of lies about 
why you expected this! 

That's Hucked Lemons, 
Longhorn. Mark that spot 
X: don't dig. Find another 
map. It's - hint - buried 
someplace. Ask Tom, 

he knows everything 
right.

That guy
is a real brass tax
you could hold in mind
and heart forever! Dying 

and laughing inevitability.