domestic side

Lois Lane should not have to 
lift a damn finger around the 
house.

Clark should just do 
all the chores, vwoosh, 
eye -blink! DONE. "Fair
division of labor" can't apply
when somebody's got super
speed, so strong so easy! I'm

not saying 
that if superheroes
were real they should be enslaved

as domestic servants.
That would be problematic -
that's how supervillains are made!
And no heroes to fight them! But
everybody's house is

so clean

Bad trade,
yet in a love relationship,
two people at home? Pitch in,
Clark! 

Come on. 

I mean, he probably does
already.
Seems like a decent guy, 
and probably
- I don't know this -

a bit of neat freak?

But we never see him
do clean house. Or...
...maybe that's just realism?
We would never catch him
at that, realistically. Vwoosh
-too 

-fast

-done!
Anyway.
If I had a
super-powered
maid, I'd be like - hey baby 

let's fight crime 

She'd be like - hey baby 

that costs extra