Consider dark storage

If you don't know what 

I'm talking about, if you're 
concerned that whatever you 
put online is currently being 
wanked at by strangers, if 
you mean to protect your 
flowcharts, powerpoints 
and holiday snaps from 
this disgusting prospect, 

consider dark storage 
on the afterweb. 

You can tell people it's a way 
of storing your most precious 
and sensitive data in a dark place 
located in the future of the internet. 

People hearing this will give up 
any idea of getting at your data 

since, 
come on. 

It's a way of tricking people 
actually. So they think you 
can't possibly have any good 
or worthwhile data 

anywhere they can get at it. 
They're not going to hack 
the future! Anyway it's 

too dark in there