Friday, November 11, 2022

party décor hack: frozen sight puns

One time
I was at a gathering
(informal) and the centerpiece
on the table

was an enormous frozen peas
sculpture (well, damn large
anyway) of a massive, upright
icy...let's say dildo. Because
otherwise, damn vulgar.

It sort of

decayed leprously
as it thawed. Bits of green
peaness sliding down, dropping

off. 

It only just hit me
that this was probably
supposed to be a

"pea cock"

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