People who use

People who use ketchup 
instead of salsa for their 
tortilla-chip dippin' needs 
put me in a tizzy in the 
nethers over how sexy 
they must have to be, to 
offset the repugnance 
of such acts, but - 

- I haven't tested it.
And if I do and it's true,
I don't know how to act,
yet. Take it easy by wing, 
maybe. Wing it!   

People who use music 
instead of goals for 
motivation - hell! That's 
normal! I do it myself.

Tested and proved, but
you know what? People
who use the scientific method
to pick which indistinguishable
tint of color swatch they'll paint 
which room with,

hell. 

I keep an open mind,
sometimes but I'd have
to see that shit. 

I don't
believe it necessarily, but 
I won't disbelieve it

unnecessarily!