on up high

I hate being 
on a flight with some 
famous person. They're never 
sat near me, it's like...what good
were they? One time it was G Love
and Special Sauce, and I only noticed 
because 

some standup bass addict was 
trying to pack his shit on 
at the same time as mine, 

on the flight, though?

Never saw them, him or 
whoever. Last on, first 
off, 
I dunno. I was minding 
my own deal, so 

what good are they? 

Look. I say either be sat 
right next to me or fuck 
off. I don't have time 

for these people on flights,
and I'm too courteous
and deferential probably
to make the fuss,

anyhow