good middling done

I'm just getting the middle 
good and done, don't 
mind me. I'm in one 

of my rare moods 
for well and charred,
with the black tasty 
iron-fried bits 

for once. 

I meant to do this, 
not-medium stunt. 

I know, I know. 
If it's not to your 
taste I will beg you 

salt it.