dichotome

Get it straight up-front. 

I'm a big time cougher 
who can't stand the sneeze. 
Neither Beatles nor Elves, 
sub acey deece-ease.
But 

T over F!
And M not F.
For myself I mean,
plus G over B/E,
aiming at best -
I'd place Betty 
and Veronica
equally fine, 
okay. But take a jugged 
head over arch whine! 

And so, which are you? 
Mary Ann Ginger, Vel,
ol' Shaggy or Scoob?
I can fuck kill marry 
any three at one poke, 
strictly hypothetically,
of course. I don't joke
or fight what I choose.

All the same to me, it's not
- but alright! Say whichever you
please, even are, 

that's hot. Or cool. 
As much as preferred. 
Take a pole, cut it in half 
and pick one - on the whole
I would say word it up, 
yo.
Word.