beer & a cigarette

A nice, cold beer 
& a cigarette 
are the worst two pleasures 
on earth, combined. 

First you have to light the cig 

- drawing safe-distant flame 
by breath, through a paper tube -
it's lit! Now, you put it in the beer.

Now they're combined!

Just what do you propose to do 
with it? Do you really want to die?

Don't sweat. Pretty close, if you 
drink that shit. What 

a filth habit. 

You have ruined one perfectly 
good cold beer with one 
imperfect and bad 
cigarette. 

Thanks, dear.