a big peace of war

So 
how'dya wanna handle this 
man? 

Another big barking brouhaha? 

Capped off with a slap-clench handshake
deal?

Firm grasp, emphatic double-pump sealed
with a pissing contest, all over the hands?  

Then we break-clap,
jump back,
hop, 
pirouette

in the air, to land

with a squat-jut bump
of cheek-smack butts 
split/second just-bared?
Pull up, turn round, 
back-nod and stand! 

Or do we fight? 

That's an Either/Or. 

And those 
are our only
choice. 

Choose peace.
Choose war.