thanks No thanks

Netflix and chill? 
Not on my binge watch. 
I need couch to myself 
and full-immerse! No, 
no interruptions as cops 
and babes
and smart dialogue  
goes off, with a curse 

I 
have 
to sit riveted! 
Following, as
developments fold 
origami-style, and unfold 
again in twist-turn sting  

I can't react fully, 
with company. I'm self 
conscious at that. I can't 
yell advice, and 

the characters might come untimely 
to deaths
without me throwing popcorn 
and slurs
at the screen! 

So thanks
but no thanks. 

We okay? 
You're the best!