a demon rocks himself down stone
temple ziggurat steps with big, huge,
thundering leg thrusts,
and the chorus
goes
TOAST-CHEE: "I was worshiped like a god!!"
and the chorus
goes
TOAST-CHEE: "I was worshiped like a god!!"
TOAST-CHEE: "By ignorant savages!!"
TOAST-CHEE: "I do allllll RIGHT,"
"TOAST-CHEE" Then the screen fills
with a package of snack crackers, as the
suave, urbane ad guy voice intones
and assures, "Lance Toast-Chee
snack crackers. Not affiliated
with any ancient demon."
But fading in from behind,
we see Toast-Chee himself.
Standing sideways with his arms
TOAST-CHEE: "I do allllll RIGHT,"
"TOAST-CHEE" Then the screen fills
with a package of snack crackers, as the
suave, urbane ad guy voice intones
and assures, "Lance Toast-Chee
snack crackers. Not affiliated
with any ancient demon."
But fading in from behind,
we see Toast-Chee himself.
Standing sideways with his arms
proudly crossed, meeting our gaze
and he gives us a big nod
as if to say
as if to say
I don't know it's kind of cryptic
and he gives us a big nod
as if to say
as if to say
I don't know it's kind of cryptic
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