the law firm of

Why do law firms seemingly
always
go with
a string-of-last-names
naming convention? Unless they're punk
ass one-lawyer shows? Even then
it's the last name trick. Why doesn't

somebody

open up a law firm and call it
"Bad Al's Law & Grill" (because
Bad Al grills the opposition
on the stand) or "Discount Suits
& Cases" (implication obvious) or
"Tired Old Pizzeria" okay maybe

that last one's a no-go. Point is.
I feel like it would be refreshing.
Picture a public - pissed, scared,
intimidated by laws but needing
a champion. An advocate to take
their side maybe. To meet with
at least. To hear them out and
tell them whether what's-what! 

A lot of people would say, hey
it's called "Law Dogs LLC!" or 
"Beat-Their-Ass Law." "Bad-Ass
Law." "The Law Rats." Maybe

try them? This law firm seems
less stiff like a corpse, less
distant, like we could be pals 

and they would win my case. 

That's what it's really 
all about, right?