Instagram model ditches

Instagram Model Ditches Her Top
and Rocks Jeans with Huge Bum Split 
in Sexy Shot. I kid you not. The headline 
was that, and I was like? What the heck
sort of head-split bum looked at Instagram 
and found this news? Ran to the syndicate
"Snap this up! It's a story! It sells! Never 
once before seen! Her bum split huge 
in a ditch between jeans and rocks, 
nothing tops that!" Dude

you are new on the beat, methinks. Go. 
Beat it some more, and come 
back with a fucking story or something  

Instagram's ditches are brimful to the top  
and overspilling with huge, bum-rocking
models shot and ditched, sexy on the rocks 
with jeans split. They want you to beat it, too. 
Come back maybe when you have sense 
and experience, and can contribute more 
than eyes agog and saliva 
to the story. 

Something 
is going on here - fundamentally maybe. 
Tease that out if you can, and we'll have 
a good look, ya bum. Now split!