Microaltercation

Yo man check out the ass on that
Did you see that shit? 
Yo you know man I did, I just pointed it out? Don't call that shit 'shit' man - that shit's not shit, that shit's where shit comes from, man
Yo man I heard that! You said a mouth full, hoo 
You bet I said and would not mind to get a mouth full of that! 
SHIT?
NO MAN not shit! What is it with you and the shit! Shit, man.
Well you know they say I am the shit. 
So you're asking if I want a mouthful of YOU? 
SHIT, MAN no! I thought that's what you were saying? 
No, man no. Just no. 
Don't look angry, man. It's just a misunderstanding. 
Man I'm not angry. I'm just on a lower level of feeling. 
Hey man I been there. 
We all been there. Difference is you bring me there
Damn man! Go water a garden or something. 
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Hey man you know what I'm starving. You wanna get a falafel 
Damn yeah.