Dear scumbag,

Dear scumbag, 

It's as if you ignored or never got 
my call, my letter, or my text telling 
you I love scumbags, keep it coming 
please keep butting in, barging, reaching 
out into my moments and making
a welcome scumbag nuisance of yourself
with your risible and despicable bullshit. 

Either that 

or you didn't think I meant it? 

Oh well. I hope this finds you well, 
either way okay. I recognize it's your call
after all's said and done whether to drift 
or carry on, and I honor it, scumbag. 

Yours all the way out here, 

Jerkstick