mr hot tips on the fly

First: Don't volunteer denials unasked. 

Second: Don't catch yourself
believing yourself so fast.

Third: Quit giving me that look! like
"Who the hell am I?" 

Fourth: I'm the cook
  
with the recipes! catching
all the chickens in the kitchen -
it is way too hot for them in there 
but I'm a bout to stick 'em
in my big, black boiling pot 
and call it all "kettle." Too many cooks 
spoil the broth,
but I don't!

I got the mettle and the will 
and the fettle and the skill 
and the waddle and the bill 
so duck! 

I got ill

Uh! 
Uh huh-huh,
huh-huh, huh huh 
pardon me "cough." 

That's more than what you asked I know,
you didn't even ask, I know you didn't
speak at all, I know. Sometimes

I go off