isolationism

If you need a product 
advertised in a wack-ass infomercial 
just to have friends over 
without being embarrassed by pet stains 
and odors, get new friends yo. I have gone 
over many friends houses, many times 
and I have never once embarrassed 
my friend over this. It's absurd. People 
who can't deal with the vicissitudes 
and peccadilloes of nature 
in the house 
for those who want it there, and 
derive a humanly-relatable level 
of solace and comfort from its 
natural presence 

can go pound sand. Those prissy 
meticulous individuals should seal 
themselves in plastic, cut off 
from all humankind and everything else 
that smells. Their plight 

would be so sad then. You would want 
to comfort and solace them, but 

there would be no way