orientation. .

I am responsible for the Arts
on this universe,
and am quite happy to receive
any complaints on that score,
but
the Sciences, please
take your complaint to my counterpart
at the other end of things. I am quite
well subtly sublimely complexly versed
in those, but
not really my area,
fielding complaints. I would be quite
put-out if they
fielded mine. You understand

As to the Humanities,
oh dear. I'm sorry
I thought you knew

you're on your own there.
That entire department

is self-run. No
that's not entirely right

either. I suggest you ask
someone. No,

I couldn't say who. No
one has stepped
forward

as
yet
perhaps

you?