"Near Noosa"

*Ahem*

(*clears throat)

"Near Noosa"

A POEM.

sung perhaps to an old-timey music hall ditty of yore,
such as might be appropriate to conjure an ambiance
from the Home Country, of a cheery yet dilapidated resort
named something by-the-sea

Oh if only I,
could be -
Near Noosa,
Near Noosa, with yoosa,
oh yessah, I'd surely be
there,
or anyway, near -
Near Noosa, Near Noosa,
and if you've any yoosa
for meesa,
I swear,
I'd be right at home
Near Noosa, Near Noosa,
or anyway, on holiday
And if I could be
Near Noosa, with yoosa,
I bet we'd enjoy it so much
that we'd go all the way
to Noosa, to Noosa,
and probably,
we'd stay.

you'll see.