"What are you on??"

This varies
with the time of day. Note:
at any or all of the below hours, I may
well be sound asleep. But if I'm awake,
here's what I'm probably on:
12am-2am:
adrenaline.

2:01am-3am:
blessed descending satisfaction (I'm
about never up at 2am, but when I am,
that's what I'm on)

3:01am-4:59AM:
fumes

5:00am-7:59am:
sunshine, or
the promise thereof

8:00am-11:59am:
caffeine

12:00pm-4:59pm:
endorphin rush from achievement high

5:00pm-11:59pm:
a little beer, a little wine,
maybe

NOTE: on weekends, there's some bleed-over between
the 12pm and 5pm sectors. Naturally. And that
is about all I'm on! Very occasionally, toss
a little nicotine in there! Nicotine
can be an exceptional high,
as long as you never make a habit of it.
It's a crap high, once you're hooked - nicotine
does not respect its addicts.

Be warned.

My tip? Never buy your own nicotine. It's kept me
from being
addicted.